i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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