But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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