the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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