you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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