Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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