Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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