My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Randomize