God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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