Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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