I don't think brook has ever known best
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
my liver is dry heaving
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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