HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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