Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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