Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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