Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
