i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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