the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
