Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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