you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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