woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
