If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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