He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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