Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
whose ass print is on the piano?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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