I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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