People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
