yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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