Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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