New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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