Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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