So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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