We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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