He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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