i just google imaged poop.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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