idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
you inspire me to be a worse person
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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