What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
this is an emotional support booty call
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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