grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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