Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
