Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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