Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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