Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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