of course. lets lasso hookers.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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