And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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