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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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