Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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