i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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