When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I don't want my vagina anymore.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Randomize
