In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
