Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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