my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
