When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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