Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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