see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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