she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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