she was so not down for the gang bang
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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