PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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