question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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