my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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