eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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