dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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