My liver just broke up with me...
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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